All right, Gentlemen!  Listen up.  Presented herein is a list of things that we dudes do that turn the chicks off.  

No less authority than "Cosmo" has a new list of things that instantly make a LESS attractive!  That thing that you're doing.  Don't do that.  Read the list.  Stop it!  So here's 15 things that instantly make a guy LESS attractive.

1.  Aggressive or reckless driving.  (Road Rage.  Not a turn on)

2.  A soul patch or goatee.  (However, the two-day stubble still seems to be okay)

3.  Wearing anything by Ed Hardy. (Never in a thousand lifetime)

4.  Smoking.  (I won't preach here.)

5.  Calling all their friends "bro."  (You're not 13.)

6.  Having no hobbies or interests.  (Do SOMETHING for God's sake)

7.  Not reading books.  (You'll look hip too!)

8.  Bad manners.  (Pinkies out, boys!)

9.  Bad grammar or spelling. (Never dangle your preposition in the company of ladies.)

10.  Being rude to servers, bartenders, or people who work in retail.  (It don't make you a man)

11.  Swearing a lot.   (Gosh darn it!)

12.  Indecisiveness.  (Take a stand, man.)

13.  Wearing a Bluetooth headset everywhere.    (Trust me.  You're NOT THAT important.)

14.  Wearing a fedora. (Unless you are Bruno Mars.)

15.  Calling their ex "crazy."  (Shut up about her.)

SO stop it.  Don't do it!