Everything You Wanted to Know;

About Cow Flatulence.  

We talked/joked about it on this mornings show.  Story goes that a group of about 90 cows holed up in a barn in Germany were doing their gaseous emissions thing, when a static spark ignited the accumulated methane gas and caused an explosion.  Now, exploding cows are nothing to joke about!  And it was my pleasure to report that NO cows were injured during the explosion.

Cow Farts, you laugh!   HA!! Oh Roy, you SILLY boy, you say.  WHY would you post such a thing? WHERE are the compelling aspects of such a post?  How will our readers be ENGAGED or MOVED TO ACT?  Well now Mr.or Mrs. Cow Fart story scoffer, let me just tell you that cow fartage is a real problem.  Read on, thou who art woefully uninformed. This information comes from The Nature Conservancy, and their website change.nature.org.  And they know stuff.

The 2006 study by the United Nations’ Food and Agriculture Organization, Livestock’s Long Shadow –Environmental Issues and Options brought attention to agricultural emissions by observing that the livestock sector generates more greenhouse gas emissions as measured in CO2 equivalent – 18 percent – than transport.

So, before you question my journalistic integrity for sharing such a story, do know that I write out of an abundance of love for you!  Do not be unaware my brethren of the menace. The ever-present danger that lurks as close at the nearest cow rump!!

And just because I'm in a tad of a snarky mood (which has nothing to do with you beautiful people) I leave you with this.

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