SO, Robert and I are hanging out, and well one things leads to another and you get this.

---Sliced bread isn't all it's cracked up to be.

---Underground flasher clubs really defeat the purpose.

---Calendars aren't really showing me anything I don't already know.

---Why do you come rolling up in here like an all-season radial tire?

---The Battle Creek Shopper News in the best newspaper still in circulation today.

---Molemax!

---Three uses for lotion that might surprise you.

---I'm still waiting for them to perfect the electric shirt.

---Steve Nelson.

---They may be FAKE handcuffs, but my emotions are REAL.

---I've never shot a turkey that didn't have it coming.

---Well, it wasn't very good.

---I've never seen a file cabinet in a bathroom, but I'd like to.

---I'm only at my best during a Tornado drill.

---10 reasons your Mom owes me an apology.

---I like saying big numbers--they make me sound smart.

---I don't like your cat.  And he knows why.

---Corned Beef and #

---Whining gets better with age.

---They call it a snack bar, but I'm no more drunk than when I came in.

---Chicken and waffles have no business being together.

---Khloe has the brains.

---I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

And with that, we bid you good day.