SO, Robert and I are hanging out, and well one things leads to another and you get this.
---Sliced bread isn't all it's cracked up to be.
---Underground flasher clubs really defeat the purpose.
---Calendars aren't really showing me anything I don't already know.
---Why do you come rolling up in here like an all-season radial tire?
---The Battle Creek Shopper News in the best newspaper still in circulation today.
---Three uses for lotion that might surprise you.
---I'm still waiting for them to perfect the electric shirt.
---They may be FAKE handcuffs, but my emotions are REAL.
---I've never shot a turkey that didn't have it coming.
---Well, it wasn't very good.
---I've never seen a file cabinet in a bathroom, but I'd like to.
---I'm only at my best during a Tornado drill.
---10 reasons your Mom owes me an apology.
---I like saying big numbers--they make me sound smart.
---I don't like your cat. And he knows why.
---Corned Beef and #
---Whining gets better with age.
---They call it a snack bar, but I'm no more drunk than when I came in.
---Chicken and waffles have no business being together.
---Khloe has the brains.
---I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
And with that, we bid you good day.