Too Good To Let Pass
I don't know if you've noticed or not, but the last few days on the Morning Show have been very busy. Really.
We've been up to our butts (just like the snow has been) in school closings, weather updates, road conditions and the like. But we're not complaining. That's what we do. And we SINCERELY hope that we did a good job keeping you informed. If we did or didn't, let us know. It's an important part of who we are. We want to be that one source for everything you need to know to get through tough stretches of weather like this one, or for anything that's going on in our community. It is a matter of professional pride for us.
But as a casuality of the process of this service to you, beloved listeners, a large volume of exceedingly good morning show material has had to go by the wayside. Bits, carefully crafted and honed to perfection for presentation to your very ears. Material, amazing and trivial, humorous and touching, sarcastic and ironic. Goodies that, like that gallon of milk you picked up at the C-Store (along with a six of Corona's), have an expiration date. The milk, not the beer.
Wouldn't it be a shame if this goldmine of stuff should spoil, wilt, rot, or die of old age, having gone un-enjoyed by the masses. It would be a shame indeed!
With that idea in mind, allow me to present, "MATERIAL THAT DIDN'T MAKE IT TO THE MORNING SHOW THIS WEEK BECAUSE WE KEEP RUNNING OUT OF TIME TO MAKE ROOM FOR IMPORTANT STUFF."
I begin with what many may call an Impossible Question. Tell you what let's do. I'll pose the questions today, and the answers tomorrow! That way I'll know if you're paying attention. Tricky huh? Ponder away.
Q. The U.S. leads the world in ownership of these, with the average American owning 26. What?
Q. According to Mental Floss, what is the most shoplifted food item in the U.S.?
Q. According to Men’s Health, 50% of bar fights are started over this. What?
Leave your guesses in the comments. We'll share the answers tomorrow.