5. You don't believe "Flash Flood" is NOT an emergency in Battle Creek.



4. A thick pane of glass between you and some lions just isn't enough.


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3. You're suspicious that the World Series is being played too early.



2. Giraffes just make you feel too short.


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1. You're worried you'll have to perform the Kellogg song in Festival Market Square!



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