Another Five Reasons NOT To Move To Battle Creek
5. You don't believe "Flash Flood" is NOT an emergency in Battle Creek.
4. A thick pane of glass between you and some lions just isn't enough.
3. You're suspicious that the World Series is being played too early.
2. Giraffes just make you feel too short.
1. You're worried you'll have to perform the Kellogg song in Festival Market Square!
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