5. You don't believe "Flash Flood" is NOT an emergency in Battle Creek.

 

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4. A thick pane of glass between you and some lions just isn't enough.

 

An African Safari
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3. You're suspicious that the World Series is being played too early.

 

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2. Giraffes just make you feel too short.

 

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1. You're worried you'll have to perform the Kellogg song in Festival Market Square!

 

 

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